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white voice: okay look I’m not racist but I really hate……..just any one who isn’t white……….i’m not racist!!
Someone else: that’s racist
white:
It’s funny because this post itself is racist.
I’m not racist it’s my opinion sweaty :)
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Now that gay marriage is legal in Nevada does that mean drunk straight dudes in Las Vegas can accidentally get married.
#’accidentally’#’suppose we have to spend the rest of our lives together now bro’
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you’re such a b**** (bagel)
why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall
Why not.
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destroy the “german is a scary language” stereotype 2k15
it’s actually a really cute language and kinda funny sometimes like
guinea pig in german literally means “little sea pig” and turtle means “armor toad”
and then instead of saying what’s your name they ask you “how are you called”And “How much clock is it?”
Gloves in german translates literally to “Hand shoes”
FINALLY
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well, this fic isn’t going to write itself, but i’m going to wait a bit longer to make sure.
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The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
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“you’re so full of yourself” no i had a lot of insecurites and a low self esteem which i worked extremely hard to overcome and now i realize that im awesome and i dont care if you think otherwise
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